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May 16, 2010

Let’s Laugh at the Spammers!

Filed under: Our Guests — charndra @ 7:23 pm

I get anything from 10 – 20 of these a day. They are all picked up by the WordPress software, and I have them deleted in a couple of clicks as irrelevant, but I have such a laugh at some of them, I thought I’d share a few golden ones with you!

They invariably come from the US, so are totally irrelevant and only tried out for one way links. They repeat a lot, and are obviously from sort of automatic comment submitting program, (which also gets it wrong) but gee wizz, you’d think there would be some point in actually checking what they are sending out, LOL. ‘Spinning’ comments soon turns them into gibber!

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Resources like the a certain you mentioned here command be unusually useful to me! I disposition post a link to this episode on my blog. I am sure my visitors choice locate that very useful. [LOL… What the Face?]

I revere what you father done here. I like the part where you nearly you are doing this to consign back but I would try on by all the comments that this is working instead of you as well. [Outstanding!]

I partake of recently started using the blogengine.net and I having some problems here? in your blog you stated that we need to empower correspond with permissions on the App_Facts folder…unfortunately I don’t conceive of how to enable it. [Sensationally irrelevant!]

The amount of of you guys here play WoW and will reroll whether Goblin or a Worgen in the new expansion? [Huh?]

I was very over the moon to turn up this site. I wanted to offer you on this distinguished impute to!! I obviously enjoying every inconsequential trace of it and I have you bookmarked to monitor revealed new stuff you post. [I’m so glad you liked every inconsequential trace of it!]

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I really appreciate the blog post. Thank you for sharing and keep up the excellent work in the canine community. [CANINE community?]

I was barest tickled pink to find this site.I wanted to thanks you an eye to this great interpret!! I unequivocally enjoying every not much bit of it and I have you bookmarked to stay out of order recent gluttonize you post. [Eek! You’re going to gluttonize my post?]

Oh mankind that you so much for your enter at right time.

I was looking looking for important facts on this subject. The dope was significant as I am thither to set in motion my own portal. Thanks concerning providing a missing link in my business. [I am thither…. LOL]

Me and my brother eat with a fork too, but that doesnt’ change or mean anything, does it? [Not when you’re reading about modern nappies, mate! Or at least, I hope not…]

Significantly. [What the heck?]

Any good mortgage leads? [Umm, no…]

Thank you for the good info here. Are you familiar with anything about black mold? We have some in our bathroom and I worry it could be making us sick. We have removed it many times using all types of cleaners but nothing seems to work. I read online somewhere else that black mold can make you have allergic reactions to things that you were not at all allergic to prior to black mold exposure. Any ideas as to treatment and/or how to get rid of it for good? Thanks. [Err, huh? The article was one of our guest posts!]

Not only do I think that a kitchen knife is one of the important things you can add to your cooking tools, I think that it’s the first one on that list! [Umm, what? This site is about modern nappies, mate!]

This particular game might be outstanding. [Umm, what?]

I think this is a great post. One thing that I find the most helpful is number five. Sometimes when I write, I just let the flow of the words and information come out so much that I loose the purpose. It’s only after editing when I realize what I’ve done. There’s defiantly a lot of great tips here I’m going to try to be more aware of. [The amusing thing is there were only 3 points in the article! Plus, I’ve had this one appear a number of times…]

Did you know that the investment return on the average bathroom remodel is 80 to 90 percent? So, remodeling your bathroom is almost free? Well, not quite, but with such a great return, not to mention contractors bidding competitively due to the economic downturn, now is the perfect time to remodel your outdated bathroom into the chamber of your dreams. [Sensationally irrelevant!]

Today, with good luxury Replica watches often been in the tens of thousands of dollars or more, the market for replica rolex is booming. Whatever your personalized replica watches prospects on the subject area. [Honestly, doesn’t everyone use their mobile for a clock these days?]

Owner manuals have always been freely available from bookshops and dealerships, as well as on the Internet, but the major problem has been that they tend to be pretty expensive. A new site that permits you to download them free of charge, however, means that you really don’t need to worry about the cost (which can often be as much as it costs to get a fault repaired, depending on the car you have) [Fabulous. Car manuals – irrelevant!]

Seems like quite a few xbox enthusiasts here, I am a fan also and enjoy to play games… my girl says I play too much, but man it’s so enjoyable. I’ve been playing cod: modern warfare 2 and halo for half a year and can’t stop! What would you guys recommend? Anyways, looks like a sweet site, is this wordpress? I’ve made a few pages myself and it’s not easy. Thanks for taking time to writing this up. [This was on an article by Your Nappy Doula’s!]

Camry is the most powerful japanese car and is also my first car! [on an article about nappies!]

entire bodyaid [umm?]

(Chanel Handbags wrote:) would it be possible to translate your website into spanish because i have difficulties of speaking to english, and as there are not many pictures on your website i would like to read more of what you are writting .

10 Comments »

  1. Doesn’t everyone just hate spam! These are funny though 🙂

    Comment by Sara — May 16, 2010 @ 7:48 pm

  2. Thanks for sharing Charndra! I actually shed a tear with laughter… my fave is the black mould in the bathroom one. Followed closely by the kitchen knife recommendations. I too liked every inconsequential trace of it!

    You’ve inspired me yet again – I’m off to check the spam folder in my extremelynappies blog.

    Comment by Lara from Extremely Nappies — May 17, 2010 @ 11:02 am

  3. [Spam reply to the spam post:] I like this site; you have a really terrific web page, thanks for sharing all the wonderful information with us. With a bit of luck, I will be able to come back very often in the future.

    Comment by Seymour Balm — May 17, 2010 @ 1:51 pm

  4. [Spam reply to the spam post:] I just started reading your site – thanks for writing. I wanted to inform you that it’s not displaying correctly on the BlackBerry Browser (I have a Blackberry 9700). Anyway, I am now subscribed to the RSS feed on my PC, so thanks again!

    Comment by Carry Yuhasz — May 17, 2010 @ 3:22 pm

  5. [Spam post on spam post:] No matter what type you have, you can learn to do this

    Comment by love spells — May 18, 2010 @ 10:45 am

  6. [Spam reply to the spam post:] Thanks for the post, I never considered it like that.

    Comment by Tinn Itus — May 18, 2010 @ 9:42 pm

  7. [Wonderful spam:] I have a clefable it’s awesome I discovered it on the ground. It can kill a charizard

    Comment by Rare Pokemon Cards — May 22, 2010 @ 4:39 pm

  8. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time… Thanks for posting this.

    Comment by Ellie — May 23, 2010 @ 10:39 pm

  9. [Spam on the post about spam:] I believe when you need a dictionary to read the first paragraph of a blog post, you really wouldn’t want to continue, especially when you’re in a rush. (Plus how rude!)

    Comment by Ovel Inad — May 24, 2010 @ 6:36 am

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